This Autumn jewellery takes a turn to the Jack Sparrow school of layering. One ring will not do this year; I’m talking at least one on each finger. Of each hand. Or maybe even two per finger. And they can’t be subtle either – none of this romantic Cladagh business or basic silver bands.
The bigger and more OTT the better. If you don’t fancy a pirate-y array of gold skulls, this season’s cocktail rings are a perfect choice. Supersized and super sparkly, the best thing about costume jewellery is that it’s cheaper than any ‘real’ gems you might be reluctant to spend your pennies on.
New York Statement Ring
£12, Accessorize
It’s big, but because it’s black and gold it’s sophisticated. That’s how it works, right? The little mini rhinestones around the edge and sort of aged gold effect on the rim make this look a bit more antique than it really is and although it’s one of those select-a-size jobs (which never fit my fat hands), it’s cheap and cheerful enough that I guess it’s worth the risk.
Mushroom Ring
$24, QueensCache @ Etsy
When you’re doing seriously oversized trashy gems, it’s good to take the edge off with a bit of a comical shape. A mushroom ring! How quaint! Sure it’s got rhinestones and it’s gold and it’s huge, but it’s in the shape of a fungus and that’s enough to sell it to me.
Lamb Ring
$6.99, Girlprops
Not really sure if this fits into the cocktail ring category but it’s big and it’s kinda ugly which means it scores two points at least. I bought this sheep back at Girlprops about five years ago and I’m pleased to see that they’re still selling it. Containing real peals, rubies, emeralds… or something like that.
Swarovski Ring
£25, Treasure Box
There’s nothing like Swarvoski crystals to add some pizzazz to your working day. Of course, real crystals would be best but these are so twinkly that it pretty much makes up for it. They catch the light like nobody’s business and, if you’re that way inclined, will leave a serious indentation in somebody’s face.
Goddess Silver Ring
$26.66, Poopisan @ Etsy
I generally prefer gold when it comes to costume jewellery, but when the ring in question is as gaudy as this one, you’re good to go regardless of the metal. Featuring a very Versace-esque Medusa head, this one would look fab piled up on your hand with a bunch of gemstones or coloured jewels.
Giant Peal Ring
£10, Topshop
The only way anyone could afford an actual pearl this size would be if they had been one of the people responsible for the speight of multi-million pound jewellery raids in London. But then, if you had your pick of the jewellery shops, you’d probably go for something a little more ostentatious. I love this ring anyway and having seen it in the flesh, can reassure you it’s suitably large.