Before you start groaning "oh god not another Twitter post", let me assure you that I'm not going to be talking about how everyone is talking about Twitter. That can only be exciting for so long, and already I'm sort of wishing that the world didn't know about Stephen Fry on Twitter and that I never see anyone @Wossy again.
BITCH:STYLE
28 Jan 2009 13:56 GMT
Miley’s face pretty much sums up my thoughts when looking at this outfit. Not so smiley now, eh? The letters W, T and F spring to mind. Hey Cyrus! Why can’t you be more like Vanessa Hudgens? You’re both Disney cash cows, you’ve both had a bit of nude photo scandal, why can’t you dress nice like her too, hmm?
BITCH:STYLE
28 Jan 2009 12:30 GMT
Exciting news today as Elton John is named the top spectacle-wearing icon. Beating such optical legends at John Lennon, Dame Edna and uh, Gok Wan, Elt scooped the top spot for his dazzling array of glasses.
Dame Edna aside, there are no ladies in the Specsavers sponsored list. What’s that about? Guys don’t make passes at girls in glasses? Who knows, but here are my top speccy four eyed gits. I mean, my top glasses wearers, ahem.
BITCH:STYLE
27 Jan 2009 15:48 GMT
Incoco dry nail varnish has been available for a while now in the US, but is something of a newcomer here in the UK. Dry nail varnish is essentially nail shaped stickers that you stick on and file to shape, to leave you with the equivalent of 5 coats of traditional polish, but without any of the mess (come on, we all get it on out fingers when applying to the writing hand). What’s more, the greater flexibility of the transfer means that the...
BITCH:STYLE
23 Jan 2009 16:00 GMT
The news that Dr Martens are back is in equal parts terrifying and amazing. Terrifying because it means that something from my teenage years has already gone full circle and come back in fashion, and amazing because, well, they’re amazing. And comfy! And ideal for trampling around the rainy streets of London in this wintery weather. What more could you want from your footwear?
BITCH:STYLE
23 Jan 2009 09:30 GMT
What better way of proving to your ex-husband of 25 years that you’re over him than showing up at the Sundance Film Festival with your teenage toyboy?
How about turning up at said event with your 19-year-old lover dressed a in matching outfit, bitches? How about that matching outfit consisting largely of fringing? Yeahhh, how’d ya like them apples, Hulk?
BITCH:STYLE
22 Jan 2009 10:30 GMT
Yesterday was a momentous day in history for many reasons, but after watching the Obamas dazzle everyone at their inaugural ball, it made me think: yesterday marked a victory for America. For Democrats. For the world, even. But with Michelle Obama officially the First Lady, today is also a huge day for tall women everywhere! Finally, we have a tall, elegant, fashion-forward woman to look up...
BITCH:STYLE
21 Jan 2009 17:30 GMT
I can't even say "Alaia" without that infamous scene in Clueless popping in to my head. You know the one, where she is held at gun point and when the robber asks her to, "get down on the ground" she rightly explains, " You don't understand, this is an Alaia."
Clearly gun wielding thieves have no respect for classic fashion houses because this comment doesn't discourage the man at all a...
BITCH:STYLE
21 Jan 2009 12:00 GMT
As if shopping wasn’t addictive enough, UK high street store, New Look have been bitten by the social networking bug and launched their very own online fashion community, My Look.
BITCH:STYLE
20 Jan 2009 09:30 GMT
In case you hadn't heard it's Kate Moss' 35th birthday today. The rumour mill has already gone in to over drive as people wonder how she will celebrate (engagement? or pregnant?) and gifts have begun to arrive at her house. So far the paps have spotted a piano (pretty good gift) and an usual piece of art featuring stuffed birds (unique and original if nothing else). This has got me wondering, if I could make Kate's birthday celebrations tonight (I'm unfortunately double booked) what would I b...
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16 Jan 2009 16:53 GMT