I should know better than to read the Daily Mail website first thing in the morning. It only ever serves to make me irate, but in a way I kind of enjoy. I like to read it to rev myself up for the week, to get me out of the house and raring to live life as a better person and try and change the world. So for that, I guess it's a force for good.
However for the most part, it's a bad thing.
Take for instance this week’s report on Holly Willoughby. For the record, I don't really like Holly - she's a bit nicey nice for my liking - but for the Mail to call this look 'slummy'? I can't get behind that. This is Holly's first public (ie, papped) outing since giving birth to her first child in May and the main reason she's being chastised is for smoking and enjoying a drink.
Get the woman back in the house and chain her to the cot, that's what I say.
How dare she attend a festival and enjoy herself? V Festival, where this pic was snapped, is renowned for being the most middle class festival on the planet anyway, it's not like she was slumming it at Glastonbury with a joint and a bottle of cheap cider.
Whatever she's drinking has a lime in it too, which is surely the sign of a classy drink? You don't get a slice of lime in a pint of lager!
As for the outfit, the Mail calls this 'stark contrast to her polished image'. Eh? This is more put together than I manage on a good day. Nice dress, sensible leggings and flip flop combo, tasteful accessories - what's not to appreciate? Surely this is the most festival appropriate outfit in celebdom? Better than the usual hot pants, bikinis and heels that celebs tend to wear to these events...
Image via BigPicturesPhoto.com