Before I start this account of wardrobe mishap, it is worth pointing out that I have fairly big boobs, an F cup to be precise, and on my relatively small 5ft2”, size 12 frame, you can’t miss ‘em!
So the other day, I got dressed without much thought and wore a scoop necked black dress, which I would ordinarily wear with a T-Shirt underneath (layering is so fashion forward don’t you know) but I thought, ‘What the hey, it’s hot outside, let’s go wild and wear it alone’. Mistake. In the confines of my bedroom, I was far too busy concentrating on what pearls of ‘wisdom’ Kate Garraway had to offer, and how to backcomb my hair into a chignon just the right side of Winehouse to even consider the depth of my neckline, and it wasn’t until I got to work and realised I looked like I was auditioning for a role as a slutty secretary that I realised I had way too much boob on show.
For a big-boobed girl though, this poses a serious problem. It is important to dress professionally, no-one takes a girl seriously who parades around the office with breasts buoyantly bouncing all over the place, but how do you dress appropriately for the office without looking dull and frumpy, whilst keeping the bad boys under control? Well, after my day of looking like a bad Dolly Parton impersonator and losing track of wandering eyes this week, my best advice is to stick with layering, and try not to be too distracted by GMTV when getting dressed!
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