Snorgle Alert! Our Favorite Dog Sweaters on Etsy

By Cate Sevilla

While some people may find the idea of domestic pets dressed up in handmade clothing annoying, I fully embrace it. If there were a show on TV that was simply a sideshow of different photos of dogs in fun sweaters, I would not only watch it, but hold Dog Sweater Viewing Parties and make little Dachshund shaped sandwiches with the crusts cut off.

There is just something about little, snuggly dogs in ridiculous clothes that makes me laugh and feel all warm and gushy inside. I suppose this is how most people feel when they see adorable babies dressed as flowers and put in overly sized gardening pots.

It's the middle of the week, and that glorious Saturday morning lie-in seems so far away. So, soothe your mid-week aches and pains with seven photos of the cutest fucking dog sweaters you've ever seen. Trust me, dogs in sweaters are the Valium.

The Custom For YOU Dog/Cat Hoodie


O Hai.

Take the time to contact Etsy seller JillHannah and she will custom make you a killer hoodie that's "just as unique as your pet" for only $30! You can choose your own yarn for your hoodie, as well as a matching/contrasting zipper and hoodie tie. Best part? It's machine washable, so you don't have to care about your pup doing that weird "rolling around in the grass like a psycho" thing while wearing their new sweater.

The Reversible Dog Coat, Small Hound Hoodie


OMG HOODIES!

This ridiculously cute hoodie/coat will cost you about $45, but is both reversible and eco-friendly! The hood is made from recycled plastic and it wraps around your little dog's chest with a bit of velcro, so you don't have to worry about silly ties getting tangled up.

The Argyle Fleece Chihuahua Hooded Sweatshirt


Awwww!

Costing only $10, this hooded sweatshirt just kills me. Can you imagine a little chihuahua pup all dressed up in this! How cozy! Each design is one of a kind and while originally designed for chihuahuas, any small breed will happily fit into this cute little sweatshirt.

The Bad To The Bone Biker/Pirate Sweater


Bad to the bone...

If you want your canine pal to gain a bit more street cred with the other dogs on the block, this sweater will either cause him to be laughed at or get the respect he deserves. This sleeveless, crew neck sweater can be made for any size dog, as long as they are no bigger than 20lbs. Plus, this badass sweater is only $20 and is machine washable, as well! Yay!

The Winters Luxury Natural Tweed Pure Wool Dog Sweater


Dapper.

Sophisticated and charming, this little tweed doggy sweater reminds me of something straight out of JCrew. I imagine whatever dog would wear this probably owns a yacht, enjoys reading cooking magazines over a dry cappuccinos every Sunday morning and was trained to use a toilet. While at $35 it costs about as much as a human sweater, it's made from 100% New Zealand wool and is the perfect pullover for your dog this winter.

The Cha-Cha Dog Pattern For Crochet


So cute, yet so angry!

While, clearly, the chihuahua in this photo is royally pissed off to be wearing such a contraption, I can't help but love it. It's cheesy, it's ridiculous and would look wildly entertaining on any dog. While this is technically just the crochet pattern for you to make your own, it's still one of the best I've found! (Plus, it's only $5!)

The Buzzy Bumble Pure Wool Sweater


Who's a Busy Bee!

This is my absolute favorite. While it may just be the dog I love so much, I just can't get over the freakin' bee outfit. This basic sweater is made out of 100% New Zealand wool and costs about $35! (Dog, unfortunately, not included.) (Nope. Not even the stuffed one.)

POSTED IN: STYLE
Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:00 (GMT+00)
3 Responses
1.

OMG, these are so cute! If I had a dog, he would have a full wardrobe of adorable sweaters like these. I'm loving the natural tweed sweater. Aww!

Colette
Wed, 20-Aug-2008 16:32 GMT
2.

ADORABLE! I wonder if my cat would endure one...

TallAnna
Wed, 20-Aug-2008 17:08 GMT
3.

I think our little "Bug" wants the bee sweater...or is it me...do they make matching Mommy sweaters??

Leann Parker
Fri, 22-Aug-2008 03:24 GMT

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